“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
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surrealist laptop doesn’t have any buttons and is also a forest. “where’s the ethernet plug” you cry into the trees which respond only by laughing
men’s health keeps rejecting my articles on the grounds that i should be using “pectorals” or “pecs” instead of “strength boobys”
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager